Officer Goose……Mall Cop

Yesterday I went to the mall to get Juke some summer clothes and I saw this goose when I was going in.  There are some ponds near the mall that the geese are always around and they actually have "goose crosswalks" but I have never seen one right at the doors to the mall.  I thought maybe it was just confused and it would be gone by the time I came out, but no--I guess maybe it's a new shoplifting deterrent or something.  Geese mate for life and I wondered where this guy's partner was, so I looked around and sure enough, she was in the bushes.  Maybe she was on her break.