Snakes…why'd it have to be snakes

This information is for all of you ophidiophobians out there.  Live in fear no longer, for the Cebu City Zoo in the Philippines has a cure!  Yes, you guessed it…..snake massage.  Overcome your nightmares with a 15 minute massage from a pack of pythons.  Sounds too good to be true, right?  What if something goes wrong?  Don't worry--zookeepers are on hand just in case.  I'm not horribly scared of snakes…maybe I would touch one briefly or something, but I'm pretty sure I don't want to be that cozy with a mess of snakes.  I wonder if the zookeepers use a gas can and torch if things get crazy….